A conversation with Charlie yesterday afternoon -
Charlie: [whacks me with a toy banana]
Me: Charlie, you don’t hit Mommy.
Charlie: [preparing to hit me again with said banana...smiling]
Me: Charlie, I don’t think you want to test me.
Charlie: Will I get a spanking if I test you?
Charlie: Okay, I won’t test you.
Me: That's what I thought.
“Oooooh, Neato!” by The Pioneer Woman
6 days ago